I am no one.

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pettypotatoes:

The next time one of my “friends” who voted for trump/didn’t vote/voted third party asks to be a bridesmaid, or flower girl, OR TO ATTEND my wedding, the answer is going to be a big fucking no. If you’re really going to support a candidate who is so disgustingly anti LGBT and wants to revoke all of my rights, then you’re not invited to my gay wedding. That shouldn’t be difficult to understand. I’m tired of being the “exception” to their bigotry.

Yeah the now president who wore a rainbow LGBT flag during a rally and had the first ever gay man give a speech at the RNC, who received a standing ovation from a room full of republicans, is so disgustingly against you. YOU VOTED FOR A WOMAN WHO IN PRIVATE IS NOT FOR LGBT AND GAY MARRIAGE AND RECEIVE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM PLACES LIKE SAUDI ARABIA WHO STONE LGBT AND WOMEN TO DEATH. Read up and next time inform yourself on who you’re voting for. Ever heard of Wikileaks which has a 100% accuracy rate. Actions speak louder than words. Now go cry in your safe space. The rest of us will MAGA.

trump2016 maga brexit weretakingthiscountryback

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Maybe Bob should get himself his own plate of food. I don’t see how he’s being stopped from getting a plate of food here? Maybe Bob should should look at himself and ask, “Why am I the only one without food? Maybe I’m just bitching for no reason and...

Maybe Bob should get himself his own plate of food. I don’t see how he’s being stopped from getting a plate of food here? Maybe Bob should should look at himself and ask, “Why am I the only one without food? Maybe I’m just bitching for no reason and I can grab a plate of food, too. It must just be all in my head that certain people are stopping me from getting food and we’re not different at all.” Jesus Christ, Bob.

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totallynotmisha: “2002bape: “ YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET...

totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

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